The Selfie Game - Just for laughs

Selfie game: STRONG

Watchu* know about Selfies*?

I love me a selfie. A little vanity (read self love) never hurt nobody.

*Strike a Pose*
*click, click*
*check selfie*
*Repeat*

This is the process one has to go through to take a selfie. But these days there are levels to the selfie game. Can't have you posting mediocre selfies now, can we? So here's my guide to improving your selfie game.

♥ Position

Know your best (read favorite) side.
Don't have a side you say? *claps* Well then, Kudos to you. But the rest of us either have a particular eyebrow we prefer (no two brows are alike), an angle we like or a pimple we're trying to hide.

♥ Light

Find light that works to your advantage. Photography 101.

♥ Features (Pose)

Showcase your best features. Got beautiful big eyes? Show us. Luscious locks (read hair)? Flaunt them. Are you runway ready? Work it! Smile, Smize*, Smirk, Straight face, Stick out your tongue even. (Peep* my alliteration; nailed it!)

You do you boo.

♥ Filters

To use a filter or nahh*? We don't judge. If you're going to, pick one that complements you yeh. If not, word*. N.B: The sun is the best filter!

♥ Post

On your: Bbm, Blogger, Instagram, Facebook, MySpace, Pintrest, Snapchat, Twitter and/or Whatsapp (see what I did there?). 

So go on, flourish! Play the Selfie game. Try an usie* or take one with your squad*. Just take a bunch, for control.

Oh and don't forget to Hashtag! #HashtaggersWin #SelfieGame #Flourishment*

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Starred words (in order of appearance)

Watchu- what do you

Selfies-a self taken picture

Smize- smile with your eyes only

Peep- take a look at

Or nahh- or not

Word- a term indicating agreement

Usie- a group selfie

Squad- clique 

Flourishment- Flourishing to the highest level